I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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