I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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