I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
wow bdsm is so cute
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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