yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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