bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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