i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Just high enough for therapy.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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