Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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