There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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