I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
