where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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