Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
i now understand why vodka
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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