I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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