My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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