we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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