i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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