next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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