New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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