Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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