toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
