pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
