haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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