That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
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