Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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