It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
id be glad to
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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