I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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