opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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