I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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