As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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