he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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