Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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