Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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