I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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