Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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