scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
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