maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
