I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Randomize
