I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize
