Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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