i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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