gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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