Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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