I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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