Banned from zoo.
Again?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
did you just send me my own nude
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