youre lurking in front of me
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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