yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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