Is it normal to miss your booty call?
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I had to cum in my sink.
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