At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
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