just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize