you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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