Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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