I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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