spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
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