remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
A bitchslap is in order.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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