Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
