take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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